Avengers Mad Lib


I did a mad lib, and it was hilarious enough that I felt I should show it to you all. xD

Once upon a Hulk a green girl named Betty was born into the Land of diddly. Although no one knew it, she was not a normal Hulk — she was magically ADJ. But as they say with great power comes great Avengers. So as she grew up, she was faced with many challenges.

When she was only six years old, she was alone in the Avenger Tower when a flock of ugly three- Eyes -ed Chitauri appeared out of no where ! She had to fearfully smash them, until their legs were gorgeous ! Luckily, she got away with only building on her arm.

A year later, she got a Hulk -call from her BFF, Bruce Banner. He was tired sad; telling her that an evil was trying to lunge his Hulk Together, they protected his Hulk from it, by smashing continuously it four times. After this, she became known for her skill in killing

Finally, when she was two years old, her scary powers we’re really put to the test. She got a letter from the leader of the strong Hulk Association, explaining that she had been chosen to complete a very stupid and important quest. If she failed, the world would smash strangely. Being the noble, girl Betty was, she took up the task, and Bruce Bannerjoined her, bringing along his magical, nice armor. Together they followed a map into the calm boogidy Cave, where they found a ferocious angry Chitauri. The battle was long and monsterous, but in the end, Betty and Bruce Banner smashed and threw puny gods at the creature. It sighed in pain, and then it was over. They had died the world.

“I’m always angry.”

“I’m always angry.”

(Source: luxcorde)


and what if the … other guy says no?

and what if the … other guy says no?

(Source: evanssexual)

(Source: john-shepard)

- So you’re saying that the Hulk… the other guy… saved my life? That’s nice. That’s a nice sentiment. Saved it for… what?
- I guess we’ll find out.

(Source: drconnors)

What is the genesis of the term ‘being Ruffalo-ed’? [x]

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